The Anatomy of a Political Brat
Saint Coco once observed: “Luxury is not the opposite of poverty. It is the opposite of vulgarity.” Had Miss Chanel stuck around to witness recent town hall meetings in America, she would have...
View ArticleA Handy, New Bible Interpretation Guide!
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View ArticleMake this Thanksgiving Perfect: Tell Your Family they are Going Straight to...
Instead of a casserole, bring Bible tracts when you visit your vile, hell-bound families this Thanksgiving! “The Missing Day” teaches us that: (1) The Lord helped the Pilgrims steal food from Indians;...
View ArticleGood Friday: Why Should Jesus Have All The Fun?
“The Catholic Church issued a statement that worship should not involve hurting yourself. That’s our job!”
View ArticleJesus once told me: “If that was My Father’s idea of a good Friday, I’m not...
Fortunately, the messy killing of your own child did not catch on as a Good Friday tradition. Instead, Good Friday is now a time when all loving parents look for creative ways to partake in a fabulous...
View ArticleSarah Palin is Named “Worst Mother in America”
I gave her this prestigious award. I’m such a giver! (Please open the article to see the flash file or player.)
View ArticleAutomotive Bragging About Your Sperm Count
AMERICA: Please stop putting stick figures on the backs of your cars to advertise your family’s size. It’s a rather crass thing to be competitive over and, let’s be honest, neither you nor your wife...
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